Reporter reflects on top soft drinks

I am a very professional soda taster so my rankings are correct.

1. Pepsi: I love Pepsi. It’s the best flavor and I will forever stand by that. It’s a very good flavor, and I really like drinking it a lot.
2. Coke: It tastes very similar to Pepsi, so I like it. But I don’t pick it if Pepsi is available.
3. Sprite: It’s OK, but it’s not my first choice. I do enjoy the drink, but it’s not my favorite.
4. Mountain Dew (Baja Blast): I won’t drink it a lot, but I really like the freeze at Taco Bell, so I do like it.
5. Fanta: I hardly drink it, but I would drink it only at parties because it’s the only one left. It’s OK enough to drink.
6. Root Beer: I do like it because of the root beer float, but other than that I don’t like it.
7. Dr Pepper: I hate it. It’s so overrated. I would never drink it even if it’s the only soda left in the world. I would never drink it even if it was the last drink in the world. I hate Dr Pepper with a passion.
8. Other flavors: I don’t remember any more, but they probably aren’t good.